Christmas Day 2011

Merry Christmas everybody, we been on the beach, now back for a festive lunch.
Tell us what you been doing and send some photo's.

Peter with his David Beckham look.

Strange to do on Christmas day eh?

Surfer Babe

J sus, thats f*****g orange juice!!!!

The Rabble!

If Aisling hadn't got that glass so strategically positioned you'd have a bostin view of her cleavage!!!!!1

Surfer Dude

Yo!!!!

Really missing you all very much today.
The Skerritts in Oz.

Kingsley Pizza - The Perks of the Job!!!!

There are some perks to being a pizza delivery man.

Did a delivery of 7 pizza's on Friday, took little Pete with me to give me a chuck, Pete was carrying three, I'd got 4, in them pizza bags you see Domino's etc deliver your grub in. Anyway, guy meets us on the drive and asks if we can take the scram around the back. He then looks at little Pete and says 'better warn you, we got some girls in the back yard !!' Pete looked at me and said "I'll just stay here Dad".

Well, I saw at least 6 of the most magnificent looking specimens I had ever seen in my whole bloody life, all they had on were high heels and Chanel No5, honest, and not looking were I was going I nearly fell in the chuffing pool. He showed me over to a table which was right by a huge outdoor TV with a porn film playing on it, this blonde was just settling onto the couch, stark naked, shaved muff the works, and shouts across to the throng, "anyone wanna come and watch this porn movie with me" I had to bite me tongue I can tell ya. If I'd known I'd have brrought me own Italian sausage, with hot chillies of course!!!

Then made a complete tit of me self, 'cus I got nearly to the door and realised I'd left the pizza's in the bags that I delivered them in and had to go back and get 'em.!!!!!

I told the guy before I left if next door ever comes up for sale can he let me know, 'cus he is my kind of a neighbour.

Apparently the type of do I delivered to is v v common. Bring on the next 1. This delivering shit is tip top.

Have a great Chrissie everybody, more to come about the pizza business, and I promise I'll get a photo one day soon of the Pete the Pizza surrounded by an absolute bevvy of beauties. Delivery bags and all!!!

The Skerritts in Oz.

P.S Perhaps I'll take pepperoni next time its longer!!!!!