Sir Elton John

We went to the first concert held at the new Perth Arena, half a billion dollars worth and three years late. Government project, say no more eh?
We went along with Emily and Chris who we met recently.
Sir Elton John had stepped in at the last minute, should have been George Michael but he pulled out!!!!!

                                 Can you imagine how surprised I was to bump into Sue Gaunt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before the concert we went to Subiaco for a curry at a place called 'Chutney Mary's'. After leaving the restaurant we were walking to the station and we passed this cab parked at the kerb and this huge fat woman (don't know what it is with me and fat folk at the moment) was trying to get out of the cab. She was sitting with her legs out of the car and her hands either side of the door and rocking backwards and forwards trying to get some purchase on the door opening and some momentum to propel herself out of the car, but she wasn't having any luck and the driver was not assisting at all. Anyway we passed by, but after we had walked about 50 yards I looked back and she still couldn'/hadn't got out. 'Hang on ' I said and I went back to the cab.
"come on love lets have ya" as I offered both hands and proceeded to pull as hard as I could, "Bloody Hell missus you are a heavy one aren't ya?" I couldn't help it it just come out, "yes I am aren't I?" she replied. Well I got her half way out and if I hadn't applied a little more effort should would have plopped right back into the cab. I guess you could sort of say I 'pulled' again!!
Well, we had a right good laugh going down the street after that, I quipped that when she had arrived in Subiaco the cab fare was $20, but by the time she got out of the cab the fare was $65!!

'I remember when rock was young, me and Susie had so much fun'

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