M&M Rap (alias Peter's Rap)

I was walking down a Hong Kong street when this guy came up to me,
"Wanna buy a Lolex, ya buy one get one free!" me said "no ta mate I 'ready got tree, I running tight 4 time, me picking up a business suit and then off for me tea,

"Okay then, I'll lower me price, I'll even chuck another in, wouldn't that be nice?!" I said " no ta mate I said I got TREE I don't need another. they ain't for me!"

"Okay then, me go even further, I'll even chuck a dolly in for your Dad's little daughter..."

"LISTEN HERE MATE ME DON'T WANT YA STUFF! BACK AWAY NOW OR IT GONNA GET ROUGH!"

"Ahhh!" said de me man as he ran down de street, "ya don't wanna be rude 2 me, aye callin' the p leece!"

"Go ahead man call em' if you like and tell 'em you harrased me night after night!"

Cool,

M&M,

(der ain't no other.)